One thing I was great at as a teacher
was teaching Shakespeare. Don’t get me wrong - it wasn’t like a teacher movie
where all my students started off illiterate, pregnant, gang-bangers, or drug
addicts and went on to be superfans and act in plays (I really loathe teacher
movies, by the way), but I could, better than most, get across to students that
they could understand what was happening in Shakespeare’s plays. If they didn’t
like it, that was fine. Honestly, I don’t like Hamlet all that much. But the kids could understand it and make
that choice.
The problem with reading Shakespeare
(who I’m calling Willy from here on out) is that people get confused, then frustrated,
then tune out. It’s not just Willy – it’s Beowulf, or Jim, the slave in Huck
Finn, or people talking in British movies. Or watching Spartacus on Starz. It’s
all the same thing.
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Yes, I just compared Spartacus to
Shakespeare.
If you’ve read Titus Andronicus you understand how Willy would be totally okay
with that. I was actually more emotional during the series finale of Spartacus.
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There’s a really simple trick to understanding
Ye Olde Style English. It boils down to this question, which students are never
asked:
Who
cares if you understand every word?
For Willy specifically, it just doesn’t
matter. His audience at the time was mostly literate, often drunk during the
plays, and were used to seeing things like dogs fighting bears in arenas,
because that was actual English entertainment when Willy was alive. You think
they were analyzing Lady Macbeth’s characters or spending time dissecting the rhyme
schemes? I guarantee you 99% of them weren’t. These people needed entertainment.
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Plays were just the historic versions of
movies, and like movies, some are good, some are bad, some are epics, some are
dramas, some make you laugh, some make you cry. Willy wrote plays to entertain
and sell tickets. Half of them were romantic comedies that would star Hugh
Grant and Meg Ryan today. They virtually all had the same story and everyone
knew who was going to end up together before the first scene was done. The
other half were epic historical action stories. They’d look like Braveheart or star Bruce Willis and The
Rock. Most of Willy’s plays weren’t actually that deep. They were deeply and superbly
written, and several were masterpieces, but that was Willy’s deal, not the audience’s.
The audience just knew they were watching a well-written action story or a
funny comedy.
Seriously, the above quote is about a
rich, whiny teenage guy trying to get laid. Really. It’s not that deep and kids
in high school will totally understand the content. But somehow society decided
to make people think these plays are deep and high-brow. And it’s a shame,
because Willy wasn’t high-brow. Most of his audience certainly wasn’t.
Yes, antiquated language can be
difficult. So here’s how you get past the language barrier: You don’t bother to
try to understand every word or sentence. You speed read. You get through the
scene or chapter or page. At the end of it you won’t have understood every
word, but you will understand what
happened. If you know those 2 guys are fighting over a girl, or that a guy
wants to kill and replace a king, or that the duke is dick, then you know what
you need to know. Spending an hour reading a page looking for every detail doesn’t
make any sense unless you’re getting a Masters in English Literature, or trying
to become an alcoholic.
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The thing about most stories or plays or
whatever is that it’s the plot and characters that are fun, not the sentence
structure. It really doesn’t make sense to focus all of your energy on the least
fun part.
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Oh, and less fun.
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I promise you Willy would agree with
100% of what I’m saying. He’d be appalled to see the way we teach his plays in
classrooms, with reading and long discussions and analysis instead of just
watching them, enjoying them, and talking about them. He’d say they’re plays,
not books, and they’re supposed to be watched and enjoyed, not labored over.
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He’d rather watch this, too.
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So remember, if you’re reading something
in Ye Olde Style English, you DON’T have to understand every word. Don’t stop
to look things up. Don’t sweat it when you get lost. JUST FINISH THE STORY. At
the end you’ll know what happened and whether or not you liked it. If you did,
you can read it closer and more completely later. If you hated it, who cares? –
At least you didn’t waste too much of your time.
Then go watch a movie version.